High Flyers 3A : A buh-wha?!?
[Me] = Me.
[R7] = Random seven year old.

[Me] : "Ok, shoko-lah" (As near as I can get to the phonetics for "Class is finished", used to dismiss the kids on their 15 minute break)
Many {NM]'s : "YAY!" *Rampage*
[Me] : *Retreat*

[R7] : *Accosts in corridor* "Teacher! Come here!" *tugs on shirt*
[R7] : "Teacher! You look like Wah-wah" (Doll/teddy bear apparently (Didn't learn this till later)).
[Me] : *Thoughts of a mug of hot tea* *cannot move till I can disengage my shirt*
[R7] : "YOU BE MARRY ME MY HUSBAND!"
[Me] : *Tea Thought Train derails. Casualties in the hundreds*
[R7] : *leg clings*
[Me] Internal : "Aiiiiyaaah! Crud! Why me? Paul's cuter! Choose him!"
[Me] External : "Ok, honey, you ain't no Shampoo, and even if... Ummmm... Look, it's not that easy..."
[R7] : *leg clings*
[Me] : ummmm... OK.... ummm... Ni Mah mah uhhhh TALK Woe Mah mah, ummm, ok? [Very bad chinese/english mix for "Your mother talk to my mother, ok?"]
[R7] : Ok. Bye. *vanishes into the mob*


My only hope is it's forgotten before she gets home.